date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books
I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine
has too many of them, never finishes most of them, leaves them in awkward positions heaped around the place?
Has hundreds of them piled on bookshelves, sitting in boxes, and otherwise laying around all over the place? Gets new ones before finishing the ones she already has? Forgets which ones she has half the time?
Checks out your front and your back before sniffing your insides…
Got rid of all of them and now only dallies with them briefly in electronic format.
Compulsively compares them to ones I could have made myself
Judges books by covers, arranges by colour and enjoys a good sniff of the old ones?
:P
Obsessively worries about losing or breaking them, but occasionally falls asleep with them and enjoys how they smell
