okay why was the 7 second clip of Apollo trying to use his bow and hitting himself in the face and curling in the fetal position for the trials of Apollo book trailer literally better than the entirety of both Percy Jackson movies
the personification. the cheesy intenseness. the geeky “OW…” and flailing. the exposition, the climax, resolution… why the fuck… does a minor YouTube trailer more accurately represent the appearance of a character from the book than the movies ever did
he’s wearing white orthopedic shoes for gods sake
