funnystories:

jesus fuck okay so I live in Sweden and we have this thing called “hockypulver” which is basically just dried pulverized liquorice, so I bought that in school, and my best friend who is this 5'3 super buff macho guy who enjoys metal modded cars and pink hair went “what if this was cocaine” sO THE MOTHERFUCKER STARTED MAKING COKE LINES OUT OF THE LIQUORICE AND I SHIT YOU NOT PEOPLE STARTED SNORTING IT and that is the story of how 9 kids got a nosebleed from sniffing liquorice because of my best friend

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