spermbanker:

hydrogencellophane:

eddielacy:

sheatriceisreal:

im…

me

What the fuck is this shit

this is more embarrassing than the time i was sick in my moms bed wearing a robe and shit myself and i had to yell for her to come help me but she had friends over so she told me to come out to meet her and i said i couldn’t so she finally came to help me and she pulled me and my shit robe out of the bed to maintain minimum mess and when she went back out all her friends asked what happened and she told them

(Source: jstorofficial)